Snippets of What We've Created

The Following are scenes from the After School Plays we're performing this June, written and performed by the kids

"THE SQUARE HEAD AND I", SCENE 2:

On Tishonka and WitCo Airlines

Buddy:  I sure hope nobody sits between us.

In walks Norman, a large individual with a strangely square head.  He pushes his way into his seat between Buddy and the other passenger.

Over the Loud Speaker:  Welcome to today's flight.  It is a full flight, so please stop asking for open seats.  For our meal service, in First Class, anything you want.  In coach, moldy bread.

Cue fashion model, walking in, talking loudly on her cell phone, looking at Norman in disgust.

Fashion Model:  To Norman. That outfit is hideous.  To the person on the cell phone.  Oh, no, not you darling, though that outfit was hideous.  Oh, I don't know, some enormously fat bloke with a huge square head.

Norman:  Hey, it's just a haircut.  Everything on stage freezes and Norman stands up.  It's not a hair cut.

SONG: MY HEAD IS SQUARE (by the Dirty Sock Funtime Band)

My head is square (His head is square)

It ain't no fair (It ain't no fair)

It's really rare (It's really rare)

Unless you count mon petit freire

"DONUT-A-LICIOUS", SCENE 4: 

Donut Princess Josephine: Boy, where are we?

Donut Princess Josephina: A mess or a giant garbage can.

Donut Princess Josephine: Look at how dirty the ceiling is, it’s all covered in dust, I don’t even think this place has a real roof!

Donut Princess Josephina: Why did the popcorn man send us here?

Donut Princess Josephine: I am really smart but that is a question I have no idea what the answer is.

Suddenly, the place becomes alive. It turns out it's a Secret Laboratory.

SONG: Secret Laboratory (by the Dirty Sock Funtime Band)
THERE IS A PLACE WHERE MONKEY’S LIKE TO TALK
AND MAGIC POTIONS GROW ON TREES NOT A BEAN STALK
HYPNOTIZING MACHINES ON THE SIDEWALK
IT’S A SECRET LABORATORY


"LEGENDS OF THE FAT CASTLE", SCENE 1:

SONG: Phat Castle (By Jon Roberts)
This is a story bout a lilypad and a princess and a dog and some frogs
and a little Phat Castle in Australia
(Dance Break)
and a little Phat Castle in Australia WHOAHHH!
and a little Phat Castle in Australia WHOAHHH!
and a little Phat Castle! Hey!

Before we get started now I got a question bout how
All the frogs keep on jumping on the lilypads
When the lilypad's so small and the frogs are as big as a log

What's the Deal?
What's the Deal?

Why don't they all fall in the water? WHOAHHH!

They must be magic frogs!
They must be magic frogs! Yeah!
They must be magic frogs!
They must be magic frogs! Yeah!

This is a story bout a lilypad and a princess and a dog and some frogs
and a little Phat Castle in Australia
(Dance Break)
and a little Phat Castle in Australia WHOAHHH!
and a little Phat Castle in Australia WHOAHHH!
and a little Phat Castle! Hey!

(In the forest)
Frog: Oh no! The evil Wizard and the cockroach are going to catch us!

Frog Princess: Let’s split up.

(Frog hops off stage. Princess frog continues to hop around. After a count of 10, the Wizard appears.)

Wizard: Ahh! I got you! (Wizard captures the Princess Frog) I’m going to smash you and grind up your bones and turn you into soup! Ha ha ha!

Princess Frog: No! Let me go! Please!

Wizard: Oh, okay.

(Wizard lets Princess Frog go for a count of 3 and captures her again)

Wizard: Ha, ha ha! I tricked you! Now your going to my secret lair!

Princess Frog: No, no! Let me go!

THE TSUNAMI STRIKES: FASHION DESIGNERS AND SUPER HEROS SAVE THE DAY", SCENE 3:

Syreta: Lets take a bus to the tsunmai.

Sabbah: No lets take a limo.

Limo Driver: Watch out, everybody in.

Oprah: Let's go, let's go.

Fashion designer 1: okay!

Fashion designer 2: I think this is going to work.  We have to tell the world about the threat of the tsunami.

Fashion designer 3: I can't wait to see the wall that they put up to stop the floods.

Fashion designer 4: I'm scared.

Fashion designer 5: I can't beleive we're going to help save the world!

Narrator: Unfortunately the limo ride took a really really long time....

SONG: I'M SO SUPER BORED (By Jon Roberts and the kids of PS 191)

I"m so super bored
I wanna take a sword and stick it in the floor
I wanna call my mom on a calculator
And when I find her run down the escalator

I'm so super bored (Super bored! Super bored!)
I'm so super bored (Super bored! Super bored!)
I'm so super bored (Super bored! Super bored! Super Bored!!!)

(Dance Break)

I'm so super bored
I wanna play a chord and then I wanna roar
I wanna find my friends at the super store
and when I find 'em tell 'em I'm super bored!

I'm so super bored (Super bored! Super bored!)
I'm so super bored (Super bored! Super bored!)
I'm so super bored (Super bored! Super bored! Super Bored!!!)

ACT 2

Scene 1:

Saphire: Everything is destroyed, there is water everwhere.

Old Lady: Tsunami, you are evil, you have ruined peoples homes.

Old Man: Next time we shall be prepared.

Saphire: We'll spread the word and come up with a new design.

Scene 2:

Oprah: Today we have the fsahion designers back on the show and special guests the superheroes to help us prepare for the next disaster.

SH1: We have some ideas to help prepare for the next disaster.

SH2: Get fit so you can run!

Old Man: There is a special telephone you humans can use to reach us but old lady is the only one who can use it. Learn where Old Lady lives and also learn to find me as I can teleport in time.

Fashion designer 1 (Sierrah): Recycle!

Fashion designer 2 (Daphne): Save energy by turning off your lights before you leave the house.

Fashion designer 3 (Donice): Stop pollution, walk more and stop using cars...unless you have to go really far.

Sabbah: Donate clothes.